tiffers: a water-y blog!

i have a pretty focused vlog to do today about goals and such (side note, weigh-in day, up 1 pound but not bummed, it's all gonna be in the vlog), and i'll probably forget about this new goal so i though i'd write about it instead!

this goal is called. . .

WATER.

water and i are generally not friends.  i find it weird when people *enjoy* drinking water.  i don't enjoy it.  water and i just don't hang that way.  plus it makes me pee too much and that's time out of my busy day (and night)!  but i do understand how important it is and one of my mini goals this week is to have some more water.  i'm gonna try to record my water intake in my tracker just for my own benefit.

so yeah.  water.  how do people just really like to drink water?  i feel the same way about water as i do when i force myself to eat broccoli.  i get no joy from it.  it's not my buddy.  but i *does* make me feel good, the same way i feel good about eating the gross broccoli.  not that i like it but that it's good for me and i did it anyway.  it's the same way i feel when i get off the treadmill, even if i had a bad time on it or didn't go as long as i really wanted, i still feel good about myself for doing it.

so i'm going to try to keep a big glass of water as my buddy for the week.  as long as it's not meal time.  for some reason i absolutely can't eat food and drink water unless it's my only option.  don't know why.  i just can't.  D:

that's it.  tell me all about your guys's water-y goodness or water loathing in the comments.  tell me why water should be my friend even though it's so boring!!

love, tiffers.

Mandy's hair and David Gray ramble. . .

and here's Kathleen!

tiffers: MINE. not yours.

i really was this excited.

i'm so hungry. . .grocery shopping tonight with my dude.  yay!  fruits and meats and cheeses, ahoy!  :D

(especially fruits!  i ate an entire bunch of bananas in like two days.  tasty, tasty bananas. . .)

love, tiffers.

tiffers: weigh-in, bitchy scale and ramen noodles.

a new ramble-y tiffers video.  you know you love it.

anyway, he're is a picture of my scale compared to my laptop:

it would be easier to stand on my laptop, but far less productive.

my feet look fine on it in this pic, but you can't see the way my knees are bent
up and smooshed together to make my feet fit.

so that's my douche-y scale.  i actually think my thighs are too fat, which is why it's hard to get my feet to stay on it.  damn you, fat thighs!  damn you to hell!

also i only weigh 216 if i weigh on the carpet.  maybe i should weigh on the carpet all the time!

love, tiffers

a random scale blog.

ha.  really i'm just procrastinating.  i'm tired of reading about medieval monasteries and chris won't do my homework for me.  gosh, chris, what do i have you for if you won't even do my homework for me?!

anyway, i went to the health dept. the other day for a cholesterol and sugar test (alls good, my sugar was a little high but apparently nothing to worry about).  i was most excited because every time i go to the heath dept. they weigh me!  and i love being weighed on awesome accurate scales that i can fit both my feet on!  and the best part. . .

weight in at 266.6 pounds!  that's 2.something pounds down from last weigh in!

of course, that's not an official number because it wasn't weigh-in day.  sigh.  

but anyway, i wanted to use that number to test my scale again.  you probably remember my last 'i-hate-my-scale' blog.  it's pretty off.  so we checked it against that number and it was 266.8 on my scale.  which isn't that off.  i'm going to assume the problem was with me weighing myself.  when i weigh myself i have to look down at the scale (like, over my belly cuz i'm still all jiggly), so i put more weight on the scale and it changes.  where as if chris weighs me (with me on the scale staring straight ahead) it seems to be pretty accurate.  only a tiny bit off.  i need to get you guys some pictures of my tiny scale, it's weird and tiny-like.

i'm still only blogging to not do my homework. . .

i don't feel like being a responsible adult right now!

well, back to procrastinating.

love, tiffers

episode 23: the most epic pool story ever told

in case you haven't heard about my horrible pool adventure. . .
and yes, mandy tells anybody. just say 'pool' and this story tumbles out of her mouth like word vomit. D:
and no, i'm not really mad. i can find the humor in it now, i really can! it's just a way over-shared story. like when you hear a cool song on the radio and then they run it into the ground.
love, tiffers.

tiffers: random ramble-y water video.

i forgot to upload this one to youtube, then when i remembered it wasn't really relevant anymore, but here ya go, if your interested.